Tiger Woods Died In Car Accident.

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

exactly... if he needed an airbag for backing up... he was going awfully **** fast. him and his wife were fighting...

I agree, the lack of airbag deployment proves the marital fight theory conclusively. It also proves he was having a severe Herpes outbreak.

 

[thericanballer 10+ year member]

it was black friday???

any thoughts lol

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

I agree, the lack of airbag deployment proves the marital fight theory conclusively. It also proves he was having a severe Herpes outbreak.

dude why would he be leaving his house at 230 in the morning?

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Audiohaulic is the smartest person on the internet. Don't argue with him, or you'll get him so mad he will start correcting your grammar.

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

and again

 

[eharri3 10+ year member]

dude why would he be leaving his house at 230 in the morning?

Sneakin out for a little side nookie. Wife figured it out. Took out his truck window with the golf club a la 'How Stella got her Groove back'. Possibly as he was pulling away, distracting him and causing the crash. Dragged him outta the truck, roughed him up some. When she saw the cops coming she wiped off the golf club and put it aside and calmly whispered in his ear, 'it really sucks that you ran into something pulling out of the driverway and hit your head on the windshield. DOESN'T IT???"

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Audiohaulic is the smartest person on the internet. Don't argue with him, or you'll get him so mad he will start correcting your grammar.

It's ok to admit you're butthurt...go ahead.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

ok

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Sneakin out for a little side nookie. Wife figured it out. Took out his truck window with the golf club a la 'How Stella got her Groove back'. Possibly as he was pulling away, distracting him and causing the crash. Dragged him outta the truck, roughed him up some. When she saw the cops coming she wiped off the golf club and put it aside and said 'it really sucks that you ran into something and hit your head on the windshield. DOESN'T IT???"

lulz

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Sneakin out for a little side nookie. Wife figured it out. Took out his truck window with the golf club a la 'How Stella got her Groove back'. Possibly as he was pulling away, distracting him and causing the crash. Dragged him outta the truck, roughed him up some. When she saw the cops coming she wiped off the golf club and put it aside and said 'it really sucks that you ran into something and hit your head on the windshield. DOESN'T IT???"

hell hath no fury like a white woman with a half nigglet kid scorned.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

where do you buy nigglets?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

where do you buy nigglets?

Dollar store, 10 for a dollar.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Dollar store, 10 for a dollar.

Your fiance is pregnant with nigglets?

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

His wife is a model... Why a nookie?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

His wife is a model... Why a nookie?

party favors.