Flex68
10+ year member
dilligaf
... as boring as a cold pile of shit.
I mean, I am not talking about a fresh, steaming pile of shit that be stankin; none of this “That there is bear scat, boy, they’s a Grizz around close” interesting end of the shit spectrum type of boring:
I mean mother****** boring as a pile of fossilized shit can be.
Boring as Sunday dinner with your in-laws,
Boring as watching your 85 year old gramma finger her bald pussy,
Boring as filming midgets fukkin,
Boring as a Special Olympics awards ceremony,
Boring as an African tribal documentary,
Boring as a dead baby,
kind of impossible-to-believe fukkin boring!
I mean, I am not talking about a fresh, steaming pile of shit that be stankin; none of this “That there is bear scat, boy, they’s a Grizz around close” interesting end of the shit spectrum type of boring:
I mean mother****** boring as a pile of fossilized shit can be.
Boring as Sunday dinner with your in-laws,
Boring as watching your 85 year old gramma finger her bald pussy,
Boring as filming midgets fukkin,
Boring as a Special Olympics awards ceremony,
Boring as an African tribal documentary,
Boring as a dead baby,
kind of impossible-to-believe fukkin boring!
