This Is For AllStar!

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I got this from the Mets forum:

"Over the weekend I went to an autograph signing ... Lenny Dykstra, Darryl Strawberry and Ray Knight. After standing on line for over an hour ... I finally got to the table and the wait was well worth it.

Lenny Dykstra is hysterical!! The guy who worked there says to me right before I go in ... "make sure you tell him EXACTLY where you want it signed ... hes had a rough night". So my girlfriend looks in and says "ohhh ... hes got a hangover?" ... and the guy says, "no ... actually hes still inebriated". LOL

So I walk up ... put my picture down and notice that there is coffee that Lenny spilled in front of him ... so I'm trying to hold my picture away from the spillage while my girlfriend is yelling behind me to "watch out for the coffee" repeatedly ... while his agent is asking where I got the picture. .. I tell him it was my artwork and Lenny picks it up and starts yelling ... "GET out of HERE!!! ITS HOMEMADE!!! and he starts showing it to the other guys at the table while repeating "ITS HOMEMADE!!!"

Then the guy, clearly drunk, signs my picture with the cleanest ... most well written signature. I told him thanks and he had the biggest smile on his face.

DYKSTRA is the MAN!!! LOL"

heheheh he is the man...too bad the Mets let him go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

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HAHAHAHAAH!!!! That's hilarious to hear Lenny is such a fun dude. I've always loved Lenny, he's been my favorite player since the early 90's. I've never met him, but I did get to meet Darren Daulton and get an auto at a car dealership in Philly in 1993. Good stuff Slammed, thanks.

 
Those were two crazy motherbishes in Lenny Dykstra and Darren Daulton. I seen Daulton on a reailty show the other day. Oh wait I know what it is now. Not really reailty, well kinda. Its on ESPN if I recall and the give reagular average Joes a shot at going up against superstar atheletes. Well Daulton was on it and pwning those noobs that were half there age and was cracking jokes the whole time. I loved those two guys in the non gay way, Bishes!

 
Those were two crazy motherbishes in Lenny Dykstra and Darren Daulton. I seen Daulton on a reailty show the other day. Oh wait I know what it is now. Not really reailty, well kinda. Its on ESPN if I recall and the give reagular average Joes a shot at going up against superstar atheletes. Well Daulton was on it and pwning those noobs that were half there age and was cracking jokes the whole time. I loved those two guys in the non gay way, Bishes!
Yeah for real. Dutch Daulton and Nails were the coolest, along with John Kruk. The 1993 Phillies are the most under rated baseball team of all time. love those guys...
 
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