This girl likes me

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

Luls i may have made out with the chick that cant buttan her pants a while back, like a year ago, and the prego one is no lies but i wuz in b4 tats and child, though i did bang her a week after she got engaged, wuz drunk as balls.

ive done betta fsho but ehh was good

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Luls i may have made out with the chick that cant buttan her pants a while back, like a year ago, and the prego one is no lies but i wuz in b4 tats and child, though i did bang her a week after she got engaged, wuz drunk as balls.
ive done betta fsho but ehh was good

It's all pussy in the dark.

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

It's all pussy in the dark.

ehh i wish that was the case..

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Don't forget to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

since u fegs wanna keep talkin bout da ugly bishes

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

Don't forget to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

luls were had ITT,

I really wanted to get with a fat girl, just for variety, trying to get achievement points if you will haha. so i got all liquored up and my buddy offered up his dorm. the time came and she was like breathin on me all weird like a dog would and so i couldnt get it up, even picturing hot girls in my mind. i told her i was gonna puke cause i drank too much, fell asleep in the bathrrom suite and ditched out the adjoining suite/dorm and never talked to her again, THEN SHE GOT MY NUMBER AND FACEBOOK. worst idea ever. I wish i could have manned teh harpoons but willie would not allow me to reproduce //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

said girl is on right

 

[9515ROB 10+ year member]

luls were had ITT,
I really wanted to get with a fat girl, just for variety, trying to get achievement points if you will haha. so i got all liquored up and my buddy offered up his dorm. the time came and she was like breathin on me all weird like a dog would and so i couldnt get it up, even picturing hot girls in my mind. i told her i was gonna puke cause i drank too much, fell asleep in the bathrrom suite and ditched out the adjoining suite/dorm and never talked to her again, THEN SHE GOT MY NUMBER AND FACEBOOK. worst idea ever. I wish i could have manned teh harpoons but willie would not allow me to reproduce //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

said girl is on right

Them thighs are as big as my waist

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

said girl is on right

thats gross bruh

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

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[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

deerhunt use to like some biguns.......

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Upside is this thread makes me feel better about myself...anyone else?

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

;7417947']thats gross bruh

NateBerrier, boldly going where no man or gyno has gone before.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

deerhunt use to like some biguns.......

Even DH wouldn't poke the fatty on the right, and that's sayin' something.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Even DH wouldn't poke the fatty on the right, and that's sayin' something.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

Even DH wouldn't poke the fatty on the right, and that's sayin' something.

you know a girl is big when she lets you but your body doesnt.