Things to do at WalMart........

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Things not to do.........BUMP OLD THREADS!!!

 

[AndyB 10+ year member]

My brother and i walked in at like 1 AM, and the greeter was an older lady. She said to us in the nicest most engergetic voice ive ever heard, "Hi! Welcome to Walmart!"... i smiled and said thanks.

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i usually just go in and buy things like a normal person.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

Things not to do.........BUMP OLD THREADS!!!

i find it ironic... that when someone asks a common question or brings up a topic that has been discussed before, you ask people to search. Now when people DO search and they bump old threads, they get flamed. its a catch 22 i guess.

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

Since this is already bumped, heres a good one when youre drinking.......its quite funny.....

Call, and ask for the pharmacy. Explain that you are in a situation that needs some assistance, and want to know how much the personal lubricant is. When they tell you, say

"$4.99? Thats pretty high......Anything else I could use?" They will then name off the brands they have. Ask them their personal preference, and if its possible to test them before you buy them. When they say no, tell them that you cant afford the $4.99, and will just use motor oil, do they recommend 10w30 or 10w40?

 

[Spud2388 10+ year member]

Me and my friend went to Wal-Mart around 3 in the morning and raced the electric handicaped carts up and down the isles. We had time trials to see who could go around the store the fastest and we did drag races down the back isle where knowone could really see us. When the manager came up to us and asked what we were doing, we told him my friend had a broke leg and felt ashamed because be had to use the cart and i didn't, so i got one as well to help easy the pain. He smiled and said, "Just dont knock anything over". The bad part is my friend did have a broke leg, but i was just jealous and wanted to ride one too. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Primo 10+ year member]

i dont even know why people want to go into wal-mart. that place is worse than a ****ing mall.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

i find it ironic... that when someone asks a common question or brings up a topic that has been discussed before, you ask people to search. Now when people DO search and they bump old threads, they get flamed. its a catch 22 i guess.

Them problem lies in the fact that he bumped a useless thread, not one that wasn't in the lounge....

Even if it was a real thread alot of th people that bump those thread bump it simply to add something worthless, such as "werd", "DUDE!!!! STFU ALREADY!!!!", or they try to play pacifist in a 1 year old flame war that no one gave a shit about in the first place....

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

i usually just go in and buy things like a normal person.

thats what i usually do there as well

hmmm...

weird

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Although Gauntlet saying "you father should have pulled out" to werd was more than worth reading again IMO...

One of my friends played the retared bit going into Wal-Mart once- we kept straight faces until he damped his crotch with water in the bathroom and came out saying "I diddn't make it, I diddn't make it." Sad but hilarious...

 

[Basshead808 10+ year member]

Things to do at WalMart??? umm first thing pops in my head is bass because im a basshead //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif So I go to the subwoofer section and when people arn't looking I take a bass cd out of my pocket and start playing 3 6 mafia - late night tip on this lightning audio sub display in like this 1cu. ft. enclosure and then there was this one time an old lady walked up to me and said= "I can hear this all over the store" and I said= "WHAAAAAAT???? I CAN't HEAR YOU WOMAN!" Nah I didin't say that I just lowered it and took my cd back out of the xplod HU display and tried to find my mom.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

thats what i usually do there as well
hmmm...

weird

Well, I already told you what happens when me and my friends go to a store late at night so.... no comment here, at all.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

I went to the razor section once,grabbed a Mach3 blade and some Edge gel and some ICE after shave cologne and shaved in the mens bathroom,I was on a weekend trip and forgot my bathroom stuff at home and was looking to feel refreshed - free shave!

 

[OldManTod 10+ year member]

Pull out is ok but the one to use is:

The smartest part of you ran down yo mamma's a$$crack..

I left that on a note two weeks ago on a vehicle who blocked me in at the Cleveland Airport, had I not had an SUV that could climb the foot high curb, I woulda been stuck there until King FukNut got back from his trip.

T

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Set all their clock radios to a single frequency, preferably unused in your area...87.9MHz is usually a good one. Or, set them all to a single channel of a station that's a decent distance away from the store. Go back outside to your vehicle where you have a 20 watt FM stereo transmitter and roof-mounted antenna, set your transmiter to the frequency you've chosen and proceed to play extremely vulgar rap and anything else that could be considered offensive...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Works best for stores like Best Buy, Tweeter, Circuit City, etc //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif Every receiver in the home theater section playing "**** the Police" at high volumes before they get a chance to switch them all...of course, I would have no personal knowledge of this, just something I've been told...