Things people don't know about your job.

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i worked at little caesars for 3+ years and we used to **** with people all the time. i can only think of one time where someone put bodily fluid into a pizza though...
things we used to do to shitty customers include

loading sauce on there to where it's pretty much inedible(then say we can't replace it beacuse you specified you wanted 'lots of sauce')

put like 10 pepperonis on the pizza(supposed to be 32)

put black olive juice on pizza

put anchovie juice on pizza

only cut through the top of the pizza, and not the crust, so every piece you pulled ripped

hang up on people.

see how many times we could put the same person on hold. I held the record there for putting this lady on hold 13 times, and each time i picked up i used a different name 'hi this is chris sorry about the wait but can i put you back on hold?" and all she said when i finally took her order was "wow must be busy there" so then i told her it would be a 30 minute wait instead of the 15 it takes just so we could screw around some more.

I would just beat your a-s-s if you ever did some shit like that to me. I am sure you would never do it again.

 

[BassAce 10+ year member]

At BB if we are scheduled to start our shift 30 min before the store opens, everyone including the managers play dogeball and kickball every morning. The first day I worked at bestbuy a customer walks up to me with a huge heavy air conditioner in his hands when I'm going in before the store opens and says "can I return this before the store opens" well I walk in fast and another employee told him no. But then he sees the whole store playing dodge ball while he's outside with an air conditioner in his hands.

 

[Ricky616 10+ year member]

Really cant screw with people doing what I do. Im an electrician, I just overcharge the shiittt out of people most of the time, unless its a friend or something. I cant screw around with customers or else there house would burn down //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

lol u suk thats why we are getting charged a fukload for some electrical //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

At BB if we are scheduled to start our shift 30 min before the store opens, everyone including the managers play dogeball and kickball every morning. The first day I worked at bestbuy a customer walks up to me with a huge heavy air conditioner in his hands when I'm going in before the store opens and says "can I return this before the store opens" well I walk in fast and another employee told him no. But then he sees the whole store playing dodge ball while he's outside with an air conditioner in his hands.

I can literally imagine that....hahaha.. priceless.

Only other big thing we used to do at the Physics Department at the universtity I worked for was have Liquid nitrogen fights.......and sometimes we'd freeze peoples entire offices and they'd come in all pissed off that we did it. Kinda hard to sit down at your desk and enjoy your morning coffee when your desk is -135 below zero. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Ricky616 10+ year member]

I can literally imagine that....hahaha.. priceless.

Only other big thing we used to do at the Physics Department at the universtity I worked for was have Liquid nitrogen fights.......and sometimes we'd freeze peoples entire offices and they'd come in all pissed off that we did it. Kinda hard to sit down at your desk and enjoy your morning coffee when your desk is -135 below zero. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

that would be fun to see a person tryin to drink coffea in a office @135 degrees below lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[TypeRBass 10+ year member]

i work at PetSmart...errr yeah doubt anyone wants to know what goes on there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

Dont give trains the finger at a crossing they WILL slow down more.

 

[MrSector9 10+ year member]

i drive a concrete mixer truck.

cant really screw anyone.

excepot if they order to much concrete we usually charge them for the full load and sell the rest for cash //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

your an ***, as well as many others on here

i'll live

 

[DIPayton 10+ year member]

i work at PetSmart...errr yeah doubt anyone wants to know what goes on there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Last year I worked at a telephone research place (not the same as telemarketing) and PetSmart had hired our company to do a huge survey shitty thing across certain states... anyways, we had to ask the lamest questions, I had old lady's laugh at me and then hang up... It was brutal, but we had to read a script and had to read it verbatum and couldn't change the words and we sounded like fools, and we had to say we are PetSmart employees (even tho it was an obvious lie). Anyways, just thought I'd throw that out there, we had to pretend to be PetSmart employees and made you guys look like fools because we didn't know anything lol..

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I love my job, Im the BOSS

 

[temposs 10+ year member]

I'm a supervisor at UPS. I've seen hourly employees punt packages before into a truck, literally.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

So you work for the Govenment, I work for the State...

 

[94bronco58 10+ year member]

Really cant screw with people doing what I do. Im an electrician, I just overcharge the shiittt out of people most of the time, unless its a friend or something. I cant screw around with customers or else there house would burn down //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

Thats what im doin now.... $125 per service call, last two I did all that we did was tighten down the terminals on the breakers and replace 2 flourescents with their OWN bulbs... easy $250 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Thats what im doin now.... $125 per service call, last two I did all that we did was tighten down the terminals on the breakers and replace 2 flourescents with their OWN bulbs... easy $250 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

Hella easy money:yumyum: