they always disappear!

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Why do flying insects constantly piss you off, but as soon as you get your lazy *** up, get the fly swatter and come back they are magically gone?

Bastard is probably in the other room porking my wife!

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i would be

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Why do flying insects constantly piss you off, but as soon as you get your lazy *** up, get the fly swatter and come back they are magically gone?
Bastard is probably in the other room porking my wife!

Was on the MI-WI border last weekend and got bit all up by mosquitoes, I hate those things so much!!

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

truth...I can never find em once I get something to kill them with

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

got the creepy little ****er

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

We have humongous horse flies that hurt like a mofo

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

got the creepy little ****er

now you will have to deal with PETA

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i think it was a flying ant or something

i snapped one of is legs in half when i caught it porking my wife

 

[AVSTANG02]

Bastard is probably in the other room porking my wife!

HAHAH..

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

an ant?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

a walk

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

a walk

You are correct sir.