the three S's

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

Excuse me, all. Move aside. I'm pretty sure I am the ultimate authority on the Three S's.

You must shit first so that your anus is super clean after the shower. And the best time to shave is in the shower with the water running, after you have finished soaping, shampooing, etc. That way, your skin stays moist and easy to shave, and you can exfoliate your skin with a loofah afterwards and help prevent razor burn and ingrown hairs.

But regardless of whether you have enough coordination to shave in the shower or not, shitting comes first, showering comes second, and shaving comes third. Any other way is foolhardy and hygienically inefficient.

/end of discussion

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

shit

shower and a shave you jackasses

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

Am I the only one that doesn't have to shit when I wake up or what? I mean I gotta take a piss...but that's about it.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

The real question is, how long do you give the bathroom to air out before you commence with your shower after the shit?

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

The real question is, how long do you give the bathroom to air out before you commence with your shower after the shit?

steamy shit stench....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Edit: I hate you tiger, those boobies in your ava hypnotize me every time...

I have to concur

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

I shave my shit in the shower.

Multitasking.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

The real question is, how long do you give the bathroom to air out before you commence with your shower after the shit?

zero sec... i bask in the aroma..

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

I shave, shit, then shower.

I wash my face before I shave, so its already clean & moist. Then shave, then apply Seabreeze, then shit, then shower.