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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

too mucj goddamn brew ftws

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."! just saying....

hehehehehehehehe

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."! just saying....hehehehehehehehe

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

The quaking in the D.C. area was no earthquake. It was the movement of George Washington and the rest of our founding fathers turning over in their graves because of the sorry government that is in Washington and the turmoil and chaos that they have made out of this great Nation. I pray that America has the sense to vote it back in a right direction

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

The quaking in the D.C. area was no earthquake. It was the movement of George Washington and the rest of our founding fathers turning over in their graves because of the sorry government that is in Washington and the turmoil and chaos that they have made out of this great Nation. I pray that America has the sense to vote it back in a right direction

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[denim 5,000+ posts]

The earthquake broke a bottle of my tequila.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

The earthquake broke a bottle of my tequila.

party foul mofo

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

I was able to save about 1/3rd of it.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

I was able to save about 1/3rd of it.

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[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

someone sell me some four gauge wire!

will trade my 0 gauge or muniez for it.

lol pm me.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

As a child I saw Tarzan almost *****, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.

The fault is not mine! no wonder i turned out the way i am

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Don't want to go back into the office tomorrow. But cranking out a ton of emails now.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Cranking e-mails sounds durrrrty. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?

A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

just thinking out loud again....I've often wondered how old Jenna Jameson's twin sons will be....when they realize they weren't the first two guys to be in their mom at the same time.....

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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