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I tell you the best thing about having *** with a dog is that it never tells me my penis is small. All I have to do is grab fluffy(our dog) by the ears and pound him from behind until he whimpers like a little baby then explode inside him with bullets of love. After I climax I jump in the shower with fluffy and go back for seconds, but I hate it when my mom catch's me because she feels the need to join in. I'm a good little boy so I let mom go first with fluffy while I play with myself while thinking of my dad in my mom's panties.
If you play with fire mike you will get burned... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 
I just sh*t my pants, but I never let any good thing go to waste so its time to start eating. I had a seafood buffet today; I can’t wait to indulge in my feces. The aroma is getting strong; I have waited to long for this moment. I take off my pants and begin to feast on my sh*t...my face is covered with this neon green slimy mess...I begin to roll around in it like a pig in mud...it’s almost too good to be true.
Make sure you wash your hands before you reply again mike....

 
and you didn't bring me back a poo-poo platter? NOT FAIR mike....I still like penis very much so. I'm also listen to my Elton John greatest hits collection while sitting at my computer ***** typing replies to you mike. I enjoy it a lot. Getting shitfaced and being ***** by an escaped convict named Bubba has been the most enjoyable day in my life. I'm actually looking forward to seeing Ricky Martin in concert.
TMI...wwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyy TMI.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

SICKO!

 
I'm looking at hermaphrodites online and im really starting to get horny...Since everyone is asleep I think I will play with my big man ******* and pretend tim/kim the hermaphrodite is playing with my ******* instead of my right hand. I can almost picture the he/she on top of me, if I close my eyes and pretend. Why are you taking off my pants tim/kim, what if my mom wakes? Okay you perverted horny he/she take my Cinderella panties off. Ohhhhhh man, I have to stop typing....
I think I'm going to throw up now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
I think I'm going to throw up now on in a bowl and then drink it because I'm sick like that...
You type too slow. I'm sitting refreshing like a madman for 5mins. I can't type either(1wpm), but I'm sure I can type faster then you, dick.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 
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