Yeah, so we got a new guy at work. He's gonna get fired monday. He did a no call no show on thursday(his first week). He came in on friday and on of our secretaries told him that the boss was going to have a sit down with him to tell him about how things work around here. She then told him that if it was up to her, she would have fired him for doing that on his first week.
So we get in the truck to go do our jobs for the day and this muthaf-cker starts running his mouth. "Let dan(the boss) pull me in the office, I'll tell that muthaf-cker how it's going to be!"etc... and then he started talking about the secretary."F-ck that b-tch, who the f-ck does she think she's talking to like that. She tries that shit again and she'll regret it."
So at this point I'm just laughing my *** off at him, and he says "what the f-cks so funny?" in a loud *** voice. Thats as far as he was going, I told him that if he wants to talk shit about the office people that's one thing, but if he ever tries to run his mouth like that again to me, I'd beat him the f-ck up and make him walk home.(most of our jobs are 35+miles from the shop)
So then he says"it's like that, huh?" I said exactly like that!
So about 15 minutes go by and we're still driving, (haven't said a word to each other) I turn the radio down, look at him, and say
"You should buy one of my kids a birthday present, it doesn't matter which one."
Him-"what?"
Me(in a calm voice)"Because they're the only reason you're still breathing."
He just sat there with a stupid *** look on his face, then when he was finally about to say something I turned the radio back up. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif