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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

There once a man who worked in a pickle factory. He had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and finally he couldn't stand it. He decided that he had to do it.

The day he finally did it he arrived home from work at 11am. His wife was very worried and asked what happened. For the first time, he explained to her this long-time desire to put his dick in the pickle slicer.

The man's wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked his pants and briefs down, and found his member perfectly intact.

"I don't understand," she exclaimed, "what happened to the pickle slicer?"

The man replied, "I think she got fired, too."

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

A: Telling your parents you're gay.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Oreo anyone?

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Darkness!

Darkness Everybody!

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

im conflicted

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Hmmmmmm........slow 2nite heh

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

ha

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

There's a little town here in Louisiana that has a locally famous speedtrap.

There are signs at each end of town on Louisiana Hwy 1 warning you that you are entering a speedtrap and it would behoove you to slow down if you are currently exceeding the maximum posted limit - and people still don't. That little hillbilly constable that calls himself the law in the freggin' little burg of a place does nothing but write tickets all day long.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

damn

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

meh

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

anyone in teh thread tonite?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

meeee