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So who here has a "decent" girl?Who doesnt ***** all the **** time...

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welp the one i dumped last week after almost 7 months sure didnt fit that description hence the dumping.

but uh single mom doesnt give a shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

gonna grab some afternoon delight.

My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.

Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.

When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.

And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite

looking forward to a little afternoon delight.

Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite

and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite

I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite

But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling

a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.

We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

 
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I bang on the door but you won't let me in,

'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.

Locked all the doors from the front to the back,

And left me a note telling me I should pack.

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,

They order me up a whiskey and beer.

You ask me why I'm writing this poem,

Some call it a tavern but I call it home.

**** you, I'm drunk

**** you, I'm drunk

Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

**** you, I'm drunk

**** you, I'm drunk

And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

You've given me an option, you say I must choose,

'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!

Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,

Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.

**** you, I'm drunk

**** you, I'm drunk

Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

**** you, I'm drunk

**** you, I'm drunk

And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

 
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