THE Thread

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Anyone want a job?

If it isn't customer service and pays over 30k per year....sure.

 

[///M5 10+ year member]

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

If it isn't customer service and pays over 30k per year....sure.

It isn't and it does.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

We were already a man short and my boss up and fires the new guy this morning.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Anyone want a job?

Job.......where?

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Just outside of charlottesville.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I've been waiting for an e-mail all day. Still haven't recieved it and it's getting too late //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

There is only one solution. You have to kill the sender, or kill yourself.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Just outside of charlottesville.

Ummm doing what?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Video game Forza?
I pwned that game so hard, it's not even funny.

Nope, the real thing.

With Forza Motorsport™ Showdown (11 p.m. ET), SPEED enters new territory, bringing a video game to life with the help of computer titan Microsoft and its Xbox 360 brand. Based on the new game title Forza Motorsport™ 2, SPEED has created a four-part series, where each episode follows a diverse group of racers through a rigorous roster of competitive motor sports disciplines -- drifting, road racing, autocross and drag racing -- in a $100,000 winner-take-all format.

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

by teenage, you mean 18? Where can I meet this girl?

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Ummm doing what?

Garage doors and such

http://www.blueridgedoors.com

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

http://www.break.com/index/guy_breaks_up_with_his_girlfriend.html

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Hahahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

http://www.break.com/index/boyfriend_gets_caught_cheating.htm

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But wtf was he thinking wearing them pants????

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Garage doors and such
http://www.blueridgedoors.com

If i lived in cville i would jump on that one

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

IM sure it pays more than my **** lowes job