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[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Safe n sound, ur sig is teh suk, it is teh tiny

It's going to be outta here shortly

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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How do u do

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

There is a golfer who goes to his country club to play a round.

He goes up to the front desk and asks for a tee time and a cart. The desk worker replies I am sorry sir, but we do not have carts anymore…we have replaced them with robots.

Astonished, and a little pissed off the golfer says fine whatever just give me a **** robot.

So he takes the robot and begins his round. When he gets to about the 5th hole he tells the robot to give him his seven iron.

The robot replies negative, you should use a six iron. At this point an argument begins which lasts about five minutes. He says look robot I have been a golfer for over 30 years. I think I know what club to use…give me the **** seven iron.

The robot refuses over and over. Finally he asks for the six iron and the robot gives it to him. He takes it still muttering under his breath, and lines up his shot and smacks the shit out of the ball. It bounces once and then goes in the hole.

The golfer is pumped. He goes on to play the best round of his life with the robots help.

The next week he comes in and asks the desk worker for a tee time and a robot. The desk worker says I am sorry we had to get rid of the robots. The golfer obviously irritated asks why?

I played the best round of my life last week. The clerk stated that the robots shiny metal bodies were interfering with other golfers games.

The golfer said that is silly why didn’t you just paint them black? The desk worker replied we already tried that sir, and the next day we caught five of them stealing from us and the rest didn’t show up to work.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

DB = Racist:fyi:

Thats funny lol:laugh:

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Check it out foos

I spread my brain powaaaaa

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=198742

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif Hi Steve. It was 58 degrees here today, 13 degrees (F) below normal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

great joke dbfan //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

whats shakin beat

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Rumours are circulating that there is a Jessica Simpson *** Tape just waiting to be released, and that Jessica herself is going crazy trying to get it under control. According to FemaleFirst, the tape was made while Jessica was marreid to ex-husband Nick Lachey, and shows them in enjoying many different *** acts.
The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of *** acts.

A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and *** tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee *** video.

It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.

Forget that stupid Britney Spears *** tape, which may not even exist. This is a gazillion times better. The best part, though, has to be that celebrities are still dumb enough to actually make *** tapes.

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Ahh i farted...and it didnt stink.

dB

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Ftw

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Actually it's FTL...

dB

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

wooo im pumped, gonna have a 15" juggernaut tomorrow. best part, its only 30$. he says its blown, but he says he hasnt heard it with the dustcap on, right now its off, so im gonna glue it on and hopefully it plays //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif if not, off to Fi it goes!