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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

mmm pizza

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How do you babysit a black kid?

Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?

Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

ive wanted a pizza for about 3 weeks now and the 2nd best local pizza place has closed and the best is 45mins away //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

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Wow that looks fucking amazing.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?

"I set WHO free?"

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

And I'm hungry again. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Why do black people keep getting stronger?

Because TV's keep getting heavier.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Wow that looks fucking amazing.

it sure is!

11 wings down, 9 to go. half the pizza is gone.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?

The harder you hit it the more English you get.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's Day.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?The harder you hit it the more English you get.

Haha, my hick pool hall junkie friends will get a kick out of that one.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he's black.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?

So they can drive handcuffed.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?

They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.