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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

I only know one, sorry if you've heard it b4:

Why were there only 2,000 mexicans at the Alamo?

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?

It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?

He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Corey will not be happy when he returns //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/nono.gif.eca61d170185779e0921b0faa9704973.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

dre told me to

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Whats the differance between Iran and Christmas?

Christmas will be here this year.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?

The length of the chain.

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Why did God give Mexicans noses?

So they'll have something to pick in the winter.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

how bout an italian joke? for yours truely. and allstar unpack your comp for nudes or il killllll you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive been waiting all summer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Why do Italian men have mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two ***** come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two *****, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our *** lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?

Mute