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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i'm ever so getting intoxicated so my brain is not functioning at a high level anymore

 

[Nova_ 10+ year member]

Lets see how many different expressions for ************ we can come up with. You in?

Well, I learned this from my 3rd Biology teacher...

First you ***** the ******* with some cheese... Then put your ***** by your left *** and hit the monkey.... If by then you don't have a *****, you should see some ********* after you talk to your girlfriends (Plural)...

After your put the vinagur with the *******, you should like the ******* before you are too far gone...

Any advise on this kind of stuff should be given by a real doctor... Other than that you can really mess up your *****...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

the only thing i learned from my biology teacher is that she won't give you an A if you have *** with her.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

the only thing i learned from my biology teacher is that she won't give you an A if you have *** with her.

Did you tap it anyway?

I'm seriously thinking about asking my public speaking recitation instructor out to dinner, at least...she's 24 and very //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif-worthy.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Did you tap it anyway?
I'm seriously thinking about asking my public speaking recitation instructor out to dinner, at least...she's 24 and very //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif-worthy.

well i didn't know at the time she was married so that nixed any form of intercourse happening

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

well i'm going to bed

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

good night

 

[Nova_ 10+ year member]

Bed?? At this hour?? BRILLIANT!

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

^^^^Dis *****.... NEVER pics up the ******* phone... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Just got your PM. My phone sat in my room all night, I was down watching some Sopranos. Good shit.

NG

 

[stones 10+ year member]

 

[COOL GUY]

dang this is a big thread.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i've seen bigger

 

[Eldorado 5,000+ posts]

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[XtrmAudioCncpts 10+ year member]

good morning everyone. i was kind of pissed i got the server too busy thing around 10 last night so i just decided to call its quits on the computer

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Stomach Flu > Me