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[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Wonder where you find smilies like that.

Oh, yeah ... the holy land. I forgot where we were for a sec there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[XtrmAudioCncpts 10+ year member]

Just waking up in the morning puts me in the mood to see *****.

yeah me too and sometimes i just dream about ***** too

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Wonder where you find smilies like that.

Oh, yeah ... the holy land. I forgot where we were for a sec there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

Thou shalt not make mention of the land of such sacredness to the unworthy.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

yeah me too and sometimes i just dream about ***** too

Wet dream?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://members.cox.net/corvettejake/emoticons

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

You know....I keep telling my g/f we should open up a strip club. Those things are ****ing cash cows.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Will She Be Doing Private Dances For Me?

 

[XtrmAudioCncpts 10+ year member]

Wet dream?

haha no

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?

A wedding.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?

Put up a "Bingo" sign.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What does a bulimic have for dessert?

Two fingers.