THE Thread

[cyantist 10+ year member]

Just going to sit down for some homemade chicken lasagna..

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

cy go view my thread

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Jesus and Moses are up in heaven sitting around, trying to think of something to do. Moses says, "Hey Jesus, I think it would be fun to go down to earth and perform miracles like in the good old days, what do you think?" Jesus agrees and they head down to earth.

Once they get there, Moses says, "I think what i want to do first is part the red sea, that was a lot of fun." So Moses goes and parts the Red Sea and comes back and says, "That was awesome, what do you want to do, Jesus?"

Jesus thinks for a while and then says, "You know, I really enjoyed walking on water, I think I will do that again." So Jesus goes over to a lake and starts walking across the water. As soon as he starts, though, he begins to sink to the bottom.

He comes back to land disappointed and Moses says, "Well, I guess the last time you did that you didn't have holes in your feet."

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

caught 2 shoplifters, saw an employee get fired, and had a 13 year old with a bloody nose. beatiful day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

its not that hard, you can do it

cha wanna go dumb, just loose it

bay game, bay slang

its a bay thang

so just know when you come to tha bay mayn

stunnas is glasses

thins is wheels

rippers is brawds

scrapers automobiles

hyphy is hyper

our version of crunk

thizzin is high

and perkin' is drunk

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

Anyone rember the thread with the Ford Lightning and the XXX?

been searching but cant find it ahhhh...

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Domino.....not a good movie. Well sober at least. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

was prob better then crank

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Eh, crank made me laugh more so it wins.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

i guess that works

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

"Alpine, Vifa, Dayton, Xtant, Ascendant Audio"

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

oh yeah

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

should be here wednesday im gonna make a thread and turn it upside down and see if anyone can guess what it is as at first glance it looks jl-esque //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif kewl plan. I need to raid the hardware store tomorrow, need a shelf or 2 for my HT stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif