THE Thread

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

E-Penis

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I asked ze gf to spread em apart, she just gave me a straight faced look

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Simultaneous prawnage

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

It still shows me offline, wtf

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I'm gonna go get some, brb

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

We still wub j00 Prowlah //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif

That's good to know. I'll sleep better tonight now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Stfu

Good luck with that.

Ace Ventura?

No. It would have been Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty Then! had it been a reference to what was not one of Mr. Carrey's finer moments in cinema.

I told Beat to stfu and he still hasn't //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

Like I said ~ good luck with that.

Beat>Syko

Indeed

nP

Beat, sTFU already

Good luck with that.

I'm gonna go get some, brb
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No. Don't come back. Don't come at all.

If/When you do come back?

STFU already.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Why does it show me offline when I'm online??

Because you are gay

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Ghey to Teh Xtremz

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Can you believe that my motherfucking leg cramped?!

Twas an interesting 20 mins

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I feel ze weakz

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I feel ze ghey

Duh

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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Prowla, she's laughing at me

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Why?

Did you drop your britches?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Didn't I tell ya?

My leg cramped in the middle of our psychical union of bodies

I kinda let out a low grunt and she thought I was jizzing in her:laugh:

& btw, I'm gonna tell Mrs. Prowla you got some random bish on your avatar

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

So I told her my knee hurts, she said she'd massage it, but after we go to ze movies, then she says, she's gifted cuz she can multi task:drool:

She's kind of weird today, she's usually a little saint, but I duno whats up with her today but I likes it!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

z0mg!111

Handjob @ ze theater FTW

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

That's why I like being on the bottom cause if I get a leg cramp, I can always stretch it out, but I always do enjoy hammering away from behind. Quite the quandary I find myself in during intercourse.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Hammering from behind:laugh:

Cramps FTMFL

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

& btw, I'm gonna tell Mrs. Prowla you got some random bish on your avatar

You go right ahead and tell Mrs Prowler anything you like.

She has internet at her house and can either direct her browser to the forum and have a look around as a guest and see exactly what my avatar is or she can simply log into my account if she likes.

Were my ava terribly bothersome to her she is welcome to change it as she sees fit. tyvm.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

I wish Mrs. Prowlah would come to TT. I'd ask her questions about Oz.