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[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

WHAT? LMAO.... so not right... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

??

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

An email from the wife that I found funny:

What it means to be an Australian:

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

 

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Wow... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Eldorado 5,000+ posts]

crazy aussies

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

sounds like the only in america one. I think they are all the same.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Prolly so, Hero

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

My wife is the only person that ever sends me fwd's that actually has enough courtesy to review them first instead of blindly sending them to everyone in her address book.

If they are stupid she deletes them. If she thinks I'll find them funny then she sends 'em on. Thankfully she detests mass fwds as much as I do.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I usually skim through them, I never pass them on.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

I want a bi-matal saw... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Im have to get one this week. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

^^ I was gonna edit that, but screw it. Im always making mistakes when i type.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

well im back from work

corey thought you was goinz to the beach

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

See now im sitting here, going back through old pictures and shit. Thinkin. And watchin that 70s show. It doesnt feel like a monday.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

well im back from work
corey thought you was goinz to the beach

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