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<blockquote data-quote="Prowler573" data-source="post: 1931149" data-attributes="member: 561023"><p>An email from the wife that I found funny:</p><p></p><p>What it means to be an Australian:</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">for</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> a</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">American</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> shows on a Japanese TV. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">faster</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> than an ambulance. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> the</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> way </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">people</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> can buy cigarettes at the front. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">fries and a DIET coke. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"> </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">pens </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">to the counters. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">on </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">the </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy">of a skating rink. </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Prowler573, post: 1931149, member: 561023"] An email from the wife that I found funny: What it means to be an Australian: [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]for[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] a[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]American[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] shows on a Japanese TV. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]faster[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] than an ambulance. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] way [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]people[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] can buy cigarettes at the front. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]fries and a DIET coke. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]pens [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]to the counters. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]on [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]the [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=10px][COLOR=navy]of a skating rink. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=10px][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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