So Bob has a speech impediment. He needs a few things so he goes shopping. First he goes to a gas station and asks the clerk "Can I get some bum?". The clerk looks confused and the Bob points to some gum.
So he walks out with his gum and goes to the hardware store. Bob says "Do you have a fuckit?" Again the clerk looks at him strangely, but he points to a bucket.
So Bob walks out with his gum and his bucket and goes to the pet store.
He says to the clerk "I was wondering if you had any ****-and-spank-its?" The clerk is beside himself and gasps until Bob points to a dog that is called a cockerspaniel.
So Bob walks out with his gum, his bucket, and his dog. All of a sudden the leash breaks and the dog goes running off.
So Bob runs up to a man and says, "Quick, hold my bum and fuckit while I grab my c0ck and spank it!"
