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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I never saw that. Is that the black and white movie beat?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Surprisingly enough, the company I sent my resume to 2 months ago wrote me back then called. This day os one of those days. Its a company where they train you then give you a job. The training is for 14 weeks, then you intern for a month at $45 a day, then you get the job starting at 10.10/hour then after a month you go to a different company where they say you make 15/hour at least. But the main thing is you get cert in programming.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Good afternoon Corey,

I am sending this email to recap the information that was provided to you earlier on today. Our training program begins with 14 weeks of unpaid training in .NET (ex. ASP.NET, VB.NET, etc.). This curriculum specifically pertains to WinForms with VB.NET and WebForms with ASP.NET, as well as SQL Server and ADO.NET for database connectivity. Upon successful completion of your training, you’ll move into a 6 week internship with us where we pay a stipend of $45 per day. Both training and the internship are Monday- Friday, 9am-5pm. Upon successful completion of the training and internship program, you are hired. In exchange for your free training and employment we ask that you work for us for one year. The salary during the first year of employment is a minimum of $10.10 per hour and we do offer health and dental benefits for those interested in participating in our benefits program.

Our staff members have developed web applications and interactive marketing solutions for clients of all sizes and in many industries, including Comcast, Bally Total Fitness, Maryland Automobile Insurance Fund, First Mariner Bank, and Johns Hopkins University.

If you are ready to come in for an appointment to take our math and reading tests and to interview please either respond to this email or call me at 410-, ext. 19. If you have any specific questions that you would like answered prior to coming in for an appointment please give me a call. Appointments can last up to four hours so please plan accordingly.

Also please check out our websites. The first one is http://www.catalystlearns.com and that will tell you about our program. The second one is http://www.catalystitservices.com and that will give you an overview of our company.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Yeah B&W.

That programming job sounds boring //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I never saw that. Is that the black and white movie beat?

Yes, it is the first one of the Kevin Smith films - shot in black&white on what would appear to have been a really crappy camcorder or something. (there's a second one coming out soon)

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

It probly is. Its less than this job I have now too....

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Fo' Shizzle.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Yes, it is the first one of the Kevin Smith films - shot in black&white on what would appear to have been a really crappy camcorder or something. (there's a second one coming out soon)

I thought I heard about a new one. I never had the patience to watch the Black and white one. But I saw dogma, jay and silent bob strike back? the one where they went to cali to stop the movie then went and kicked peoples' assses for commenting on the internet. Then I saw the one about he was dating the gay girl and his roomate was gay and they were gonna have a 3some, I have no idea what the name is.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

It would look good on my resume though.......plus a cert and expirience to back it up. I dont know.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

"We will make you eat our shit, then when you shit out your shit we'll make you eat it again!"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

"We will make you eat our shit, then when you shit out your shit we'll make you eat it again!"

that shit was hilarious.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I thought I heard about a new one. I never had the patience to watch the Black and white one. But I saw Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? the one where they went to cali to stop the movie then went and kicked peoples' assses for commenting on the internet.

Dogma was good. Alannis Morisette as God was pretty funny. And as far as the other you've got the correct title //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Then I saw the one about he was dating the gay girl and his roomate was gay and they were gonna have a 3some, I have no idea what the name is.

Chasing Amy

The other Kevin Smith (he is the guy that plays Silent Bob) film is Mallrats.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Thats right, I saw mallrats too. And he thought he had the force and made someone fly accross the stage, then he wiped his *** with his hand and put it on the chocolate covered pretzels?

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Yeah mall rats was rad.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah, over $2 million passed though my hands last night. Its crazy.