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[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversationensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many

children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked

up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had ***

with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody!"

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Good one.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I hate those stupid internet gangsters who threaten people on the internet, and those people who just act like total douchebags. Especially when somebody asks a legit question.
/rant

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Someone asked a question and got jumped on for it?

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

I //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif on j00!

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

hmm, should I drink tonight?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

^^^^^^^^^^^^top

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

hmm, should I drink tonight?

yes, you should

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Should I eat tonight?

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Should I eat tonight?
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No, food is for women.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

That's what I was thinking too!

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

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[alove_85 10+ year member]

yes, you should

Just picked up two 18 packs! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

tomorrow is 6/6/06!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

of what?

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

of what?

bud light //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif I can't afford anything better. I really want mich golden light, but it's not sold here in AZ, and it's not in Iowa either! Oh well, that's what I'll be drinking thursday-saturday when I'm home! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif