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amuse me while my resin dries
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation

ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many

children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked

up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had ***

with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody!"

 
I hate those stupid internet gangsters who threaten people on the internet, and those people who just act like total douchebags. Especially when somebody asks a legit question.

/rant

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