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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

But her meat curtains were pink and not black like those nasty chicks you see in ****.

I call that roast beef.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I got some pink last weekend, and maybe again this weekend! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

She likes my ween0r.

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[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Yeah roast beef is a turn off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Well she does like it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Roast beef isnt that bad hahaha

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I always put A1 on my roast beef //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.

He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.

He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.

He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies "I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

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[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I got the new James Blunt CD, I'm giving it a listen now.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Everybody was talking about it.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

ha

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Ha!

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Penii.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.
He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.

He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.

He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies "I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"

i'd give that joke a 6/10