that ***** is crazyThen I left because her friends said she was in a b1tchy mood. I'm like, yeah, that's obvious.
hmmmmmm sounds like a crazy bitch. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gifNo, I left because the only one I would bone was getting all butthurt because her ex-bf from 8 months ago called her cell and she didn't want to answer it. Then she went totally bizzerk afterwards.
Her = "OMG, why is he calling, does he want to get back together, I wonder if he's hurt, I wonder if his dog died, OMG, OMG, OMG"
Me = "Why didn't you just answer the phone?"
Her = "Fuck you Mike"
Me = "Eh? Wow, that was random"
:screams out Mexican battle cry:Wow, you guys. We talk about taco bell and running for the border, and bigluis starts posting.
I call conspiracy
Definetly! Why do you think I "ran for the border"!!!hmmmmmm sounds like a crazy bitch. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Alcohol my only friend
Lickin my lips cuz i got the cravin
Saturday nite and ive been savin
My appetite for alcohol
Give my mother****in peeps a call
Where can we do this it really dont matter
Lets get drunk
No lets get plastered
I aint got shit to do in the morning
**** the surgeon generals warning
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Alcohol my only friend
Lets do shots of tequila
Tomorrow theres gonna be spots on the rug
Chug that glass of bourbon sour
Ill be pukin in about an hour
BAC is somewhere out there
Give me the keys im ready to go
I aint got shit to do in the morning
**** the surgeon generals warning
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Alcohol my only friend
(x3)
Drivin around and Im far from sober
Lookin for a ho that i can bend over
My friends say im goin nowhere fast
But when im ****ed up I need some ***
Boo boo booty call
Let me inside some sugar walls
I aint got shit to do in the morning
**** the surgeon generals warning
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Alcohol my only friend
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!
Alcohol my only friend
Alcohol my only friend
Alcohol my only friend
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gifI almost rubbed one off in my eye.