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No, I left because the only one I would bone was getting all butthurt because her ex-bf from 8 months ago called her cell and she didn't want to answer it. Then she went totally bizzerk afterwards.
Her = "OMG, why is he calling, does he want to get back together, I wonder if he's hurt, I wonder if his dog died, OMG, OMG, OMG"

Me = "Why didn't you just answer the phone?"

Her = "Fuck you Mike"

Me = "Eh? Wow, that was random"
hmmmmmm sounds like a crazy bitch. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Lickin my lips cuz i got the cravin

Saturday nite and ive been savin

My appetite for alcohol

Give my mother****in peeps a call

Where can we do this it really dont matter

Lets get drunk

No lets get plastered

I aint got shit to do in the morning

**** the surgeon generals warning

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Lets do shots of tequila

Tomorrow theres gonna be spots on the rug

Chug that glass of bourbon sour

Ill be pukin in about an hour

BAC is somewhere out there

Give me the keys im ready to go

I aint got shit to do in the morning

**** the surgeon generals warning

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

(x3)

Drivin around and Im far from sober

Lookin for a ho that i can bend over

My friends say im goin nowhere fast

But when im ****ed up I need some ***

Boo boo booty call

Let me inside some sugar walls

I aint got shit to do in the morning

**** the surgeon generals warning

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Alcohol my only friend

Alcohol my only friend

 
Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Lickin my lips cuz i got the cravin

Saturday nite and ive been savin

My appetite for alcohol

Give my mother****in peeps a call

Where can we do this it really dont matter

Lets get drunk

No lets get plastered

I aint got shit to do in the morning

**** the surgeon generals warning

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Lets do shots of tequila

Tomorrow theres gonna be spots on the rug

Chug that glass of bourbon sour

Ill be pukin in about an hour

BAC is somewhere out there

Give me the keys im ready to go

I aint got shit to do in the morning

**** the surgeon generals warning

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

(x3)

Drivin around and Im far from sober

Lookin for a ho that i can bend over

My friends say im goin nowhere fast

But when im ****ed up I need some ***

Boo boo booty call

Let me inside some sugar walls

I aint got shit to do in the morning

**** the surgeon generals warning

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Give me a cup ill drink till i throw up

Lets get ****ed uuup!!!!

Alcohol my only friend

Alcohol my only friend

Alcohol my only friend

shark guarder = alchoholic //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 
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