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Kingpin (the movie)
Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. -- Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
:drinks from the bucket:

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Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. -- Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
:drinks from the bucket:

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Now that was nasty. lol

 
We don't have a cow. We have a bull
I don't remember which comedian it was but I remember something about milking a bull being a part of a stand-up act...

Something to the effect of "Milking a bull can be a tedious and even dangerous endeavor. Having said that ~ if it is a feat you ever manage to accomplish you will have a friend for life!"

 
Best quote I've read in a while:

"You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink till sunrise. The work never ends, but college does."

-Tom Petty

 
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