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[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

I do not involve myself in the extracurricular activities of my friends. Who they fvck or not is none of my business. Once you've progressed beyond puberty you'll realize there are considerably more important things in the world to worry yourself about.
Shoot - I caught much grief from my friends and family for going to the other side of the world to marry someone I met online.

Ask me if I cared about that either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Holy Christ ... someone with common sense.

Nearly knocked me over!

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

So incredibly pissed off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
Stained some boards today. Had some boards outside sitting in the sun to dry. And some bird flew overhead and shit on one of the fucking boards //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif The ****ed board is only 2 inches wide! That mother fucker had to have been aiming.

Ain't that a *****.

Wash your car, dry if off, come back and find bird shit on the roof.

Put your clothes on the line to dry, pull them in, bird shit on your shirt.

****in' birds.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Only caught the last like 30 minutes or so.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

So incredibly pissed off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
Stained some boards today. Had some boards outside sitting in the sun to dry. And some bird flew overhead and shit on one of the fucking boards //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif The ****ed board is only 2 inches wide! That mother fucker had to have been aiming.

maybe I can give you a birdshit story to make you laugh and not feel so bad then....

(this has been some years ago, mind you)

When my sister was 16 or 17 she was a hardcore sun worshipper and spent most free moments from Springtime forward outside laying out getting tan.

She screwed up and fell asleep one afternoon and her mouth ended up wide open as she slept, barely clothed, in the sun.

The preface to the story eliminates the need for detail so suffice it to say she was very unimpressed by the mouthful of "offering from the sky" that woke her up.

It just so happened that I was walking outside at the time to feed the dogs and saw it happen. Every now and again when she's feeling really full of herself I remind of that afternoon. Keeps her humble //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif Steve. Don't be telling people I have common sense! It'll ruin my reputation //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif Take pics when your car's done Dev.

Will do. I gotta send them out to people. They are waiting to see the color.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Holy Christ ... someone with common sense.Nearly knocked me over!

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I gotta figure out what to do about this 2500d and 8004, the more I look at them, the more I think it will look odd on the side of this box.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

They look so big.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

maybe I can give you a birdshit story to make you laugh and not feel so bad then....

(this has been some years ago, mind you)

When my sister was 16 or 17 she was a hardcore sun worshipper and spent most free moments from Springtime forward outside laying out getting tan.

She screwed up and fell asleep one afternoon and her mouth ended up wide open as she slept, barely clothed, in the sun.

The preface to the story eliminates the need for detail so suffice it to say she was very unimpressed by the mouthful of "offering from the sky" that woke her up.

It just so happened that I was walking outside at the time to feed the dogs and saw it happen. Every now and again when she's feeling really full of herself I remind of that afternoon. Keeps her humble //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif Steve. Don't be telling people I have common sense! It'll ruin my reputation //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif

Thats great. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Did you ask her how it tasted?

I understood that bolded sentence, I must be smart. haha.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Thats great. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Did you ask her how it tasted?

No - I can't see it being anything I would ever be interested in trying for myself so I am content for her to keep that bit of knowledge to herself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I understood that bolded sentence, I must be smart. haha.

That's why you'e my hero, 'Villian //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I am doing laundry. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I am doing laundry. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I have a lil cutie that does my laundry for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I have a lil cutie that does my laundry for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I thought your wife lived in Australia?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I thought your wife lived in Australia?

My wife does live in Australia. The woman that owns the house I am currently renting a room in (she's a good friend of mine and has been for years) has this thing about no one invading her laundry room or whatever and as a result does my laundry too.

She's a cutie so I can honestly say that a lil cutie does my laundry for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Prowler = playa //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif