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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I dont have to work today.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

i have jury duty on may 2nd should be fun maybe ill get to put some black dude in jail

That's my grandmother's 91st Bday. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I was called for jury duty once. I used a suggestion from some comedy routine I heard once and strangely it worked so I was excused.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

what was the suggestion

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i have jury duty on may 2nd should be fun maybe ill get to put some black dude in jail

Get him uncle ruckus!

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

**** head ache, and this place is not helping

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

**** head ache, and this place is not helping

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You dont mean THE THREAD do you? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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[denim 5,000+ posts]

no just the site

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

what was the suggestion

Tell the opposing attorneys as they are questioning the prospective jurors that you would be a perfect addition to this jury 'cause you can tell a person's guilt or innocence just by looking at 'em. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

didnt make it to the NYPD exam...I have a 101 fever

sucks!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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Slammed No!!!!!!!!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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Im so weak man...I passed out today

yesterday I couldnt sleep cus I had nightmares

havent eaten nothing for 2 days

maybe this is a sign that NYPD not for me?

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Slammed you need something to make you better.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

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Im so weak man...I passed out today

yesterday I couldnt sleep cus I had nightmares

havent eaten nothing for 2 days

maybe this is a sign that NYPD not for me?

cop eh? and in NY? **** it up man and keep at it.