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Yet another story from the holler. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Was sitting in the garage yesterday with a couple friends waiting on some paint to tack up. My new negihbor lady decided we were being to loud ( sitting is a rather loud activity isn't it ? ) and called the cops on me once again, told the police we were shooting paintballs at her cat. Cops show up, just so happens that he's a friend of mine as well. This really set the lady off. He ( the policeman ) went over to talk to the lady. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/popcorn.gif.32dd9e22fd77e77bc3c907062768fcd2.gif And according to her we were drinking, doing drugs, shooting paintballs at her cat, blaring music at all hours of the day, and on top of all that we were having wild *** parties with ***** women running around all hours of the night. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/waycrazy.gif.f4a380c3f94043939fd369defd9e6be2.gif First off I don't own a paintball gun. Second I didn't know the lady had a cat. We were drinking a few beers, but far from being drunk. No drugs other than alcohol and nicotine. No law here against playing music as loud as you want at your house before 11PM. And as far as the ***** women running around and the wild *** parties, I'm far from Hugh Hefner. Not that I would mind it or anything but my old , fat a$$ ain't running around nowhere *****. I have more respect for my neighbors than that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif After a few minutes of talking with my friend the policeman. My neighbor lady went back inside. I told my friend he would probably be called back cause the beeyatch is crazy. He laughed and told me not to do anything stupid. Yeah right, like that will happen //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif So after he left we went upstairs in the garage and pulled out my PA system //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif Twin stacked JBL 18's with the biggest ungodly horn tweeter and midranges you have ever seen in your life, 500w a channel. 4 towers in all, aimed straight at the ladies house. Went in the house got a cd player and the worlds most annoying song " cotton eyed Joe by the rednex" ( song annoys the crap out of me ) threw the cd in, hit the repeat button, and let it rip. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/scared.gif.f134e57c6c93ccd0f15aa5ac32c7d4a0.gif Then my three friends and myself stood right beside the speakers and waited for the lady to come out and say something. Of course she comes running out of the house. And thier my friends and I stand side by side mooning the lady. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif She didn't say a word, just took off running for her car. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif She hasn't been home since yesterday. Another fine job performed by B.B.A //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
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For some reason, I feel like I just watched an episode of Method and Red.

However, it looked like good times. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
I tell you what man. Around the holler here you see some of the most interesting things. I was sitting inline at the drive thru at Taco Bell yesterday. When I happened to notice the lady in front of me had what appeared to be two of the little bobblehead dogs in her back window on the parcel shelf. It struck me as odd when one of them got up and started walking back and forth. So now I'm wondering if the other is a real dog as well. Nope once mini pinscher ( sp) and one bobblehead rottweiler. Seems though that it really didn't matter to the little pinscher he just started humping away on the bobblehead dog //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
Those dogs will go after anything. Nothing ever happens up north in Massachusetts. My neighbor play their music louder then me. They would hear me tuning the system in the driveway and if they hear me, they usually come down to get a listen in as well. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
I tell you what man. Around the holler here you see some of the most interesting things. I was sitting inline at the drive thru at Taco Bell yesterday. When I happened to notice the lady in front of me had what appeared to be two of the little bobblehead dogs in her back window on the parcel shelf. It struck me as odd when one of them got up and started walking back and forth. So now I'm wondering if the other is a real dog as well. Nope once mini pinscher ( sp) and one bobblehead rottweiler. Seems though that it really didn't matter to the little pinscher he just started humping away on the bobblehead dog //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
I gotta move closer to you! Best I have seen down here recently has been some nasty old guy in white shorts. They were far too short for him and a bit too paperthing as well. Dumb ol bastage had blue undies on and it showed bright and clear through for all. This was at the grocery store while I was trying to buy some flowers for the ol' lady. Ruined my mood... I could not even have *** that night LOL

 
DEPRESSION POOPS RESULT RECKIN KRES MASE GUSTO SKATEPUNK GOOBER SURGE KERZ R.I.P PURE

ICR KHSX13-KNUCKLE HEAD BLOODS

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woooowhooooooo!!!!

this is about post whoring and everything and nothing in general..yep,yep

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/pullover.gif.ac2de04a20ebe8c72a715e86e00c8c0d.gif

 
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