today as my co-workers and i were ready to leave our jobsite, i noticed one of them had some grease on his face. i told him "before you get in the truck, i want you to get some hand cleaner and slap yourself in the face." he replied: "i'd rather have you ***** slap me." i grabbed some hand cleaner and warned him i wouldn't take it easy on him, yet, he said he could take it. i rubbed my hands together and drew back expecting some sort of evasive manuever or block, and let go. he tried to stand his ground but the force of the slap put his head into an eyewash station making him feel the need to fall onto his ***. some hand cleaner splattered back into in my eye and burned like a mother for a few minutes. my other three coworkers that were witness to the event couldn't believe what they had just seen and talked about it all the way home on the ride into town.
that was the only exciting thing that happened today.