THE Thread

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

should i pay busfair? or should i spring for a cab?

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

you get to sleep next to a woman you love... bastard

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[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

busfair, cuz it's cheaper. I thought that was obvious.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

true, but what if shes really hot, and i want her to forget about me kicking her out?

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

umm

 

[creater 10+ year member]

very interesting...

 

[Kevokrook77 10+ year member]

Who like coconuts??

**raises hand**

I like coconuts!

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

cool dat

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

true, but what if shes really hot, and i want her to forget about me kicking her out?

Don't kick her out?

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded

him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what

it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a

clue.

It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes

to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room, yelled,

"Spit it out!

It's a piece of ***!

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver

rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking

for a $10 million ransom.

Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline

and set him on fire.

We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on

average?"

"About a gallon."

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

teehee

 

[creater 10+ year member]

lol...that lightened up my night...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Don't kick her out?
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i have shit to do when i wake up... and i dont like laying in bed next to someone i dont know

 

[creater 10+ year member]

he has a point...