THE Thread

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

[indian accent] I make poopie for your wife? Yes.....















Yes?

Yes?

Yes? [/indian accent]

[Rod Farva]Chicken fucker![/Rod Farva]

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I've got half a mind to slap you kids with an oversized rubber penis lemans calls "The Intimidator!".

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I've got half a mind to slap you kids with an oversized rubber penis lemans calls "The Intimidator!".

If it lights up, I'll take 2.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I've got half a mind to slap you kids with an oversized rubber penis lemans calls "The Intimidator!".

Please dont, we all know how upset you get when you pull that thing out of your butt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Please dont, we all know how upset you get when you pull that thing out of your butt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I don't have it, lemans does. He refuses to give it back. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

*sniffs finger, then licks it*

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

*sniffs finger, then licks it*

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Is it mezmerizing or what T9x?? Can I hypnotize you with it? Maybe I can put subliminal messages in it to make you my slave.....

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Is it mezmerizing or what T9x?? Can I hypnotize you with it? Maybe I can put subliminal messages in it to make you my slave.....

It does spin around and have trippy lights in the center going up.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

We're talking about my sig right? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I thought we were talking about 'The Intimidator!'..

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

No, I was responding to your post in the weather thread.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch. While the mother had her head

turned, the little white boy went to the table dipped both hands in

the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it. The mother turned

around to see what the boy was doing and said

"Boy, what the hell are you doing?

The son gleefully replied

"Look Mama! I'm black!!!"

The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son.

She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!

The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading

and said

"Look Daddy! I'm black!!"

The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on

his face (seeing the chocolate on the boy's face.)

The father said "Come here, boy!"

The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his

head.

The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've

done!!!"

The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch

and said,

"Um... Grandpa. Look what I did. I'm black now"

The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!"

The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded to

spank him.

"That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your

mama!!!

The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said

"I hope you've learned your lesson, young man!"

The boy says with a scowl on his face

"Hell yeah! I've been black for 5 minutes and I hate you white

motha****a's already!

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

ROFLMAOMGOOSESODAMNFUNNY!

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

you watchin super troopers on CC?