A large woman walks into a bar and sits down. After a few minutes she raises her hand in the air and shouts "Who's gonna buy this guy girl a drink, huh?!"
All the men in the bar are too disgusted by her hairy armpits to even respond, but drunk at the end of the bar raises his glass and says "Bartender, get that ballerina a drink!"
Later on, the woman raises her hand in the air again and shouts "Who's gonna buy this guy girl a drink, huh?!"
Again, the same drunk raises his glass and says "Bartender, get that ballerina a drink!"
It wasn't ten minutes later that the woman raised her hand in the air again and shouted, "Who's gonna buy this guy girl a drink, huh?!"
And once again the same drunk raises his glass and says, "Bartender, get that ballerina a drink!"
Finally the bartender asked "Listen man, that is one of the biggest, hairiest, UGLIEST woman I've ever seen... why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk responds, "Well a woman who can keep on pulling her leg up like that must be a ballerina...right?
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