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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually. Then, she passed on by. They were both stunned.. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw them. Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at each of them. She said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.

One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes, Father?," she said.

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."

 
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually. Then, she passed on by. They were both stunned.. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw them. Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at each of them. She said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.

One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes, Father?," she said.

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
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i dont think i have anything to do tonite but i really want to do stuffs...

my dumb behind went to the ups store just now and forgot to get some nyquil and tea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hitbybrick.gif.68a672fae224041f00769a97c2c1bf2d.gif

 
i dont think i have anything to do tonite but i really want to do stuffs...
my dumb behind went to the ups store just now and forgot to get some nyquil and tea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hitbybrick.gif.68a672fae224041f00769a97c2c1bf2d.gif
nyquil? want to know my remedy? MENTHOL!!!

Vicks vapor rub under your nose & some in your ear, yes your ear. Then get some afrin, the nasil spray. Again the MENTHOL kind. 2 squirts in each nostril = clear for 12hrs. Lastly Halls cough drops, MENTHOL!!!

You'll feel normal in no time!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 
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