I would have to pay for it, and if I was goign to do that, you might as well get one yourself haha.
thats cool man. run with it.
Wow
and for everyone's entertainment
I came home from work and took a shower. After I dried off I put Gold Bond on my balls. I walked to the bedroom to throw some shorts on and my woman was laying on the bed wanting some ****. I dropped my boxers and hopped on top
We start ****ing and after a minute or so she gets this weird look on her face and makes me stop She said something didn't feel right and started squirming. Then she pushes me off of her and started flipping out because her ***** and taint felt like they were on fire
She asked me if I put something on my ****. I told her all I did was put Extra-Strength Gold Bond on my balls. Once I said that she jumped up and ran to the bathroom. She opened the medicine cabinet, grabs the bottle of Gold Bond, and reads the back where it says "For External Use Only."
Then she drops to the floor holding her crotch and crying. I was ordered to get the phone so she could call her boss (she works in a doctor's office). She calls her boss at home and told her she probably got Gold Bond on her ***** and wanted to know if she should go to the ER. Her boss told her to wash the area real good and suggested cold water to help sooth the burning feeling.
She got in the tub to wash her ***** and the whole time was yelling at me. I always Gold Bond the balls, but we've never had *** right after I've put it on.
She went to bed mad at me and wouldn't even finish me off after we had already started having *** I guess I won't be getting any ***** for a few days
Cliffs - You're on OT right now so you obviously aren't getting any ***** tonight nor are you all weekend (and now neither am ) so stop being a lazy **** and read the post.
