THE sweetest murdered out ghetto cars out there

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Go on...

LOL. Every time. ZOMG a girl saying something related to sex, plleeeeeaaassse tell me more! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

They're unspeakables, silly! But, there's not much I WOULDN'T do for it... Actually, I can't name a one. lol

Try this on for size: I get to cuff your hand and feet to a chair and...

Make you watch Carrot Top and Gilbert Gottfried perform standup being backed by Justin Beiber, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Miley Cirus all singing Christmas carols.

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

They're unspeakables, silly! But, there's not much I WOULDN'T do for it... Actually, I can't name a one. lol

I've got a poodle and a jar of old mustard. Things can get real interesting, real quick.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

LOL. Every time. ZOMG a girl saying something related to sex, plleeeeeaaassse tell me more! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

You're the only one thinking we're talking sex. I leave that stuff to TJ.

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

Try this on for size: I get to cuff your hand and feet to a chair and...











Make you watch Carrot Top and Gilbert Gottfried perform standup being backed by Justin Beiber, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Miley Cirus all singing Christmas carols.

That's tough....but I think I could do it.

I've got a poodle and a jar of old mustard. Things can get real interesting, real quick.

haha go on..

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

I withdraw my offer. I decided to suck the mayo off of my own toes. No cowboy hat though...only a du rag.

 

[av83 10+ year member]

I withdraw my offer. I decided to suck the mayo off of my own toes. No cowboy hat though...only a du rag.

In a Camry.

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

haha go on..

Surprises are better //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

Surprises are better //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

That would depend on what kind of surprises they are!!

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

So, if I told you there was one of these in my garage right now....would you let me **** mayonnaise off your pinky toe with a cowboy hat on?

yes!!!! hahahahaha

 

[av83 10+ year member]

That would depend on what kind of surprises they are!!

Surprise buttsecks.

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

Surprise buttsecks.

Knew it was coming.

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

Knew it was cuming.

fixed

 

[av83 10+ year member]

Knew it was coming.

You expect buttseqs?

Ok. You can stay.