The perfect mens room

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

(or just a midget with a big absorbent shirt)

Pictures a midget wearing loose sweats standing by the door...

*procedes to laugh*

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

i like the option of having a hooter girl point and shot for u...hands free option ftw

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

sofa chair toilets, massaging toilet seats (for those tough power shits), scented/aloe toilet paper, room like stalls (with actual walls and doors that go from the floor to the ceiling), coat/hat racks, automatic sliding doors so you don't have to touch the germ ridden handles, blow dryers that actually work, or real nice towels to dry your hands (or just a midget with a big absorbent shirt)

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I just had this vision of Billy Barty standing around in some posh, 5-star restaurant's bathrooom wearing a terrycloth bathrobe and looking very sullen as the patrons walked by wiping their hands on him on their way out...

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[SocMunky 10+ year member]

MANS BATHROOM


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I want one of those.

 

[onnoff7 10+ year member]

a stall with a sofa and tv. so you can rest when tired. thus restroom, dim lightning so i can relax and let it flow or slid out. cotton towels so i can wash my face if need be.

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

yaamm talkin bout, plain & simple...Waaawooosh

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

"Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat *** on outta here."

-Tyree