The perfect mens room

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

So since my job is as boring as fuck, I was sitting there today, daydreaming of the perfect men's room. Here are some of the features I dreamed up...

1) Alternating stalls and urinals.

This will be nice because it prevents the awkward feeling of someone standing next to you while you piss. It will also discourage mid-stream conversation.

2) All stalls are handicap stalls

They're like little apartments. And they have rails to hold onto while you powershit. Oh, and you can open the door without having to stand in the toilet. (Because normal stall doors open inward.... in the already cramped space. What cruel bastard dreamed that up?)

3) Cellphone blockers

Because people who talk while in the bathroom are fucking annoying.

4) Magazine racks next to toilet with various manly magazines

It's a widely known fact that men only read while on the shitter.

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[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

scented toilet paper?

Haha

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

the main door to the bathroom, must open out of the bathroom...

hands free soap dispensers(the foam kind), hands free towel dispensers, regular water controls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

im not a germophobe, but i hate the feeling every time after i wash my hands knowing that i have to reach and pull the door towards me after i see someone else leave without washing their hands.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Stalls with flat screens showing the Playboy channel.

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[NJTStang11 10+ year member]

Stalls with flat screens showing the Playboy channel.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

Very cool for a private bathroom, public not so much.

I'd prefer to take a shit without hearing someone ******** in the next stall.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Very cool for a private bathroom, public not so much.I'd prefer to take a shit without hearing someone ******** in the next stall.

Oh sure, now you tell me!

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[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

and the toilet paper should have aloe or vasoline in it, just to make sure no rashes

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

lol@this thread

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

x2 on the aloed/scented toilet paper.

Lounge chairs as toilets (with a hole in the middle of them)

Maybe a toliet seat washer, for those who cant aim their shit.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

A bathroom that does not have this pic on the wall ~

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

automatic toliet cleaners so u dont get that gross shit in there........and soft toilet paper, cuz the bum needs loving too

o what about those azn toilets where it squirts ur bum w/ water, blow drys it and has a seat warmer.........my friend has one, i havent tried the cleaner or the air blower, but the seat warmer is nice

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

A bathroom that does not have this pic on the wall ~

lol at the tape measure

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

^^^

lol thats pretty funny.

I think the reason the stalls open inward, and the main bathroom doors open inward too. Is for safety reasons, they dont want someone opening the door and hitting someone else.

I like the main doors they use at movie theaters and stuff. Where there is no door at all. lol

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

lol at the camera.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

automatic toliet cleaners so u dont get that gross shit in there........and soft toilet paper, cuz the bum needs loving too

o what about those azn toilets where it squirts ur bum w/ water, blow drys it and has a seat warmer.........my friend has one, i havent tried the cleaner or the air blower, but the seat warmer is nice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

I dont like the feeling of water squirting my ***, but some may like it.

ad for one of those washlet things, ahhahahah