The OFFICIAL Surprise Buttsecks Thread!

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

Or the one I posted last night.

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=257130&page=1

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[negativezeroz 5,000+ posts]

Dr. Dre? (What up?)

I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)

Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

But, but! I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

While he reaches in another grown man's ***

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't mean to go in into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

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[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Piihb

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

well, wifey and i have done it about 4 times (in 5 yrs of marriage), but1>she has to be in the right mood

2>LOTS of lubrication

3>she enjoys it at the time,but always regrets it aftarwards, saying we'll never do it again...

that rings so true.

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

well, wifey and i have done it about 4 times (in 5 yrs of marriage), but1>she has to be in the right mood

2>LOTS of lubrication

3>she enjoys it at the time,but always regrets it aftarwards, saying we'll never do it again...

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[Max_Power 10+ year member]

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[Tonyguy 10+ year member]

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[tapout 5,000+ posts]

ask your mom

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

ugh...don't think i could do it...

I know someone will flame me now

 

[negativezeroz 5,000+ posts]

ugh...don't think i could do it...
I know someone will flame me now

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[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Been there done that. And unlike some you, she was QUITE surprised.

 

[nismos14 5,000+ posts]

Great thread, will read again.....

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

i only do it to TJ hookers.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Flame pancake *****! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rage.gif.0ad8a6e5565b5fddce406566fdd05149.gif

actually..i bout had pancaked talked into the buttsecks.... She bought KY jelly but we never got around to it.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]