The New NFL Hair Rule & Polamalu

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-nfl-hair&prov=ap&type=lgns

they are trying to bring down my boy Polamalu

his hair is his legendary trademark

-Troy Polamalu was the fourth wiseman. he brought baby Jesus the gift of "long hair" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious favoritism, used their combined influence to have Troy omitted from the Bible.

-The story of Samson (and his magical hair) is based on Troy Polamalu, only thing is that Troy is smart enough not to be deceived by women.

-The City of Troy was named after Polamalu. It was well defended because of him. Unfortunately, the same day the Wooden Horse was built, he had to go back to the future due to a possible tear in the time/space fabric. The rest is history......

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

-Troy Polamalu built a time machine and went back in time to stop both the bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Unfortunately....what Troy did not know was that he himself was "the bomb".

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

polamalu is an animal. and he plays like one. he is all over the field and is pretty much in on every tackle. he is also a main contributer to the most powerful defense in the nfl. so he should be allowed to keep his hair IMO.

GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

STEELERS!!!!

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[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

He can just get a bigger helmet and try and stuff it all in there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I think he should just wrap it around the head and play for the Taliben! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

well its not like they are trying to ban long hair, they just said they are thinking about making it so it has to either be

a) above the name in the back

or

b) tucked inside the helmet

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

One of the best vids re: Troy and the steelers:

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

thats from a Browns fan //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

It's to be expected.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

One of the best vids re: Troy and the steelers:

oh you bastard, i just saw that from BMXfeg's thread