Went to the Mets game Saturday, friend got 2 tickets for free, nice seats too. Might go again this Saturday.
Anyway, the Mets starting lineup was ridiculous:
Jose Reyes
Endy Chavez
Carlos Beltran
Carlos Delgado
David Wright
Shawn Green
Ramon Castro
Jose Valentin
Orlando Hernandez
"Hey Willie, where do we put the two white guys?"
"Just throw em in the middle or something"
And then they had the Jose Reyes "Learn Spanish" segment. How about a Jose Reyes "Help me Learn English" segment. That would be the logical thing to do.