The look on her face knowing she's caught: Priceless.

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

"My name's Scott Bradford. I'm 19, well, I'll be 20 in like December."

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

Haha.

Great story.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

that sux preston

i know man. i had quite the grimace when i pulled up to the checking out line. I brought the special condom's, some trash bags, a shovel and rat poison just in case things didn't go well. I wonder what the grocery jockey was thinking.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i know man. i had quite the grimace when i pulled up to the checking out line. I brought the special condom's, some trash bags, a shovel and rat poison just in case things didn't go well. I wonder what the grocery jockey was thinking.

Hahaha That is classic Preston there.

he man is still at the top of the game after 10k posts

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Hahaha That is classic Preston there.
he man is still at the top of the game after 10k posts

gracias for your kind words sir. trying to measure upto yerself.

well.... once you get aim back up and running again.

shit man. come on.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

nuh uh, the author.


today i actually got some special condoms for the next visit with my girlfriend knowing my dick cannot do the job by itself.

google "clitoris" -- understanding that will help you with the females

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

google "clitoris" -- understanding that will help you with the females

yeah, i kept clicking it but she wouldn't reset.

 

[ssj2xxgotenxx 10+ year member]

Best think I have ever read on this forum LOL. If we still had the rep system, I'd rep you 64,000 reps. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

A tutorial and song for Preston:

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5093

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

oh, word.

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

hooooolllly crap. thats crazy

 

[JoshHd6 10+ year member]

pWNT

 

[google123 10+ year member]

nice

 

[bikinpunk 10+ year member]

My friend is 22 and had a vasectomy. He seriously doesn't ever want kids. I don't understand how at such a young age you feel you're ready to make that life-altering decision.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

lol nice song