The look on her face knowing she's caught: Priceless.

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

"

# A vasectomy will not decrease your *** drive.

# The procedure only eliminates your ability to father a child.

# Sterility is not immediate; your doctor will need to test you and advise.

# Vasectomy is no protection against sexually transmitted disease (STD).

# You can still have an erection and ejaculate.

# The body continues to produce hormones.

# Male characteristics (voice, beard) are not affected."

 

[Relax 10+ year member]

LOL Nice story!

I didn't know what a vasectomy was or even that it exsisted for a long time. I didn't learn until I saw my friend's dad and grandpa wearing "All Juice and No SEEDS!" shirts and I was like "what does that mean?" lol

Now I know this is real gross to think about- but I asked my friends father about the whole thing since I debated about getting it for awhile. He said it is exactly the same for him. I LEFT IT AT THAT. lol

And its pretty normal to freeze your sperm if you do have one- I mean, jizz in a cup a few times and you could have enough frozen swimmers for thousands of kids lol. Then cut the tubes and go crazy!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

one of the few times I actually read a long thread...but it was worth it

this is "Pwnt Thread" worthy

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[CJL 10+ year member]

best story EVER on ca.com!!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

"# A vasectomy will not decrease your *** drive.

# The procedure only eliminates your ability to father a child.

# Sterility is not immediate; your doctor will need to test you and advise.# Vasectomy is no protection against sexually transmitted disease (STD).

# You can still have an erection and ejaculate.

# The body continues to produce hormones.

# Male characteristics (voice, beard) are not affected."

yeah, the testing, that's the fun part.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

Seems like a good idea but the cost to freeze sperm alone is up to a few thousand. Then there is additional annual fee of a few hundred as well. Not bad if u have the money to pay for it i guess

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

that ***** got owned hahaha

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Seems like a good idea but the cost to freeze sperm alone is up to a few thousand. Then there is additional annual fee of a few hundred as well. Not bad if u have the money to pay for it i guess

Can't you just do it in a dixie cup and put it in your freezer?

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

Can't you just do it in a dixie cup and put it in your freezer?

Naw there's a whole process, duno much about it. But I really doubt that would work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

The little guys would probably die right away after getting put in a freezer that way.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

"1. If the sperm hasn't been previously tested, a comprehensive semen analysis should be performed on the first specimen in order to give you a complete picture of your sperm quantity and quality. Make sure that your sperm bank conducts a thorough semen analysis before banking. This will give you significant information on the quality of the sperm.

2. Each subsequent specimen is analyzed prior to freezing to assess total number of moving sperm.

3. Immediately after the specimen is analyzed, it is divided into smaller batches and transferred into vials for freezing. A special compound (a cryoprotectant) is added to aid the freezing process.

4. The test tubes are gradually frozen in liquid nitrogen vapor. After 30-60 minutes they are transferred into liquid nitrogen tanks for permanent frozen storage.

5. After a minimum of 48 hours have elapsed from the time of the initial freezing, an initial "test sample" is thawed and tested again to ascertain from each specimen how well the sperm survived the freezing. After the banking is complete, the results may be sent to you, as well as possibly discussed with your primary care physician. This information will be important to determine which specimen vials to thaw for an insemination.

Each sample is stored in its own specially marked storage unit. Some cryobanks split the specimens, storing half of any individual's specimens in two separate nitrogen tanks in case of tank malfunction. Some may actually store the two tanks on separate physical sites in case of an unforeseeable disaster to the building in which a tank is stored. The nitrogen tanks are checked daily for temperature and liquid nitrogen leakage."

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

It should have been a question mark at the end of the sentence. I am glad you posted that info.
I wonder if it feels the same?

"I wonder if it feels the same," is a statement of fact, not a question.

This is a question:

"I wonder. Does it feel the same?"

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

"I wonder if it feels the same," is a statement of fact, not a question.

This is a question:

"I wonder. Does it feel the same?"

want a cookie? lol

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

want a cookie? lol

What kind?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

What kind?

chocolate chip, of course

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

chocolate chip, of course

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