The douchebag parade

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Some friends and I sat at Sonic last night for like an hour, and let me tell you... it is indeed a parade of douchebags. People would just drive through Sonic just to say "Look at meeeeeee" Like people on bikes would come through and rev their engines, or people would blast their crappy "systems" or something.

Highlights:

(Imagine the guys with spikey hair and popped collars from the 'Tool' Motivator) This one guy with spikey hair and a lime green shirt with a popped collar drives through, twice. The second time, he stops to check out two girls.... and all 5 of us at my table give him a 10 finger salute.

Dude on a bike comes through, revvin the motor and shit.... sounds like he's driving a moped.

Girl pulls in with a huge "Brittney" sticker across the top of her windshield... makes out with an employee and leaves.

Thug gangsta white guy pulls through blaring rap, wearing all the typical wigger attire, leaning back in his seat. Vaguely reminded me of the tool earlier.

Another guy pulls in, drives around and stares at these girls.... looks like he had down syndrome. He just stared and gawked for like 30 seconds. Then he leaves.

I swear... that's entertainment right there.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you live a sad life.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

he drives a caravan ...

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

lmao...id love to live your life..btw great title..fits this perfectly..

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

you live a sad life.

My thoughts exactly.

He fails at life.

His father should have pulled out...

nG

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

My thoughts exactly.
He fails at life.

His father should have pulled out...

nG

jman lives a great life. . .he's in college enjoyin life.... what can he help it if a tool shows up but make fun of him?

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

lol, i was at sonic last night after a track meet and there was like 9 guys (all guys, no girls) hangin out in the back of an old s-10 drinkin beer and havin slap fights tryin to be cool-shite was hilarious.........

 

[Colt9699 10+ year member]

he drives a caravan ...

Hey I drive a minivan too!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

I wonder what people say about you when you drive through bumpin in a caravan. Im sure those people arent as wierd as you would think if u got to know them more than just the way they look as they ride through sonic

Its called the actor-observer effect....look it up

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

And then make a thread about it on an internet forum, describing it in depth...

nG

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I wonder what people say about you when you drive through bumpin in a caravan. Im sure those people arent as wierd as you would think if u got to know them more than just the way they look as they ride through sonic
Its called the actor-observer effect....look it up

I don't bump through restaurants, due to the "I'm not a douchebag effect." Look it up. I just don't understand how people boost their ego by bumpin through a fast food joint.

Multiple times.

And none of y'all can say you don't just chill with friends at places other than your house. We were just hanging out, eating dinner, cracking jokes and watching the douchebags drive by. I guess the fact that I chill with friends over dinner means I am a hopeless wretch //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

Me and a few friends will chill and eat some food and watch the tards try to race from light to light. Seems like to be cool in my town you need a glasspack and alteza's. Since everyone and there mom has them on there cars.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I don't bump through restaurants, due to the "I'm not a douchebag effect." Look it up. I just don't understand how people boost their ego by bumpin through a fast food joint.Multiple times.

And none of y'all can say you don't just chill with friends at places other than your house. We were just hanging out, eating dinner, cracking jokes and watching the douchebags drive by. I guess the fact that I chill with friends over dinner means I am a hopeless wretch //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

No, post #10 explains why...

nG

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Me and a few friends will chill and eat some food and watch the tards try to race from light to light. Seems like to be cool in my town you need a glasspack and alteza's. Since everyone and there mom has them on there cars.

Lol @ glasspack. Do they still make those?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Of course, the h00d ninja's love them...

nG