The beach sucks

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

you don't live in one of those cliche "new york" apartments that vibrate from trains do you?

No I live out in the shithole boonies of western massachusetts, used to live in Boston where the subway was about 50 feet from my house which sucked but at least they stop at midnight.

 

[Rawr-DQ 10+ year member]

get a 20 dollar bag of pennies and dump it on the tracks.

that'll learn em'