Cliffs are thus:
snb7887 made a thread called Christmas Bush. About a bush...in his house decorated for Christmas. Mike called fail on it and locked it. Snb called mike out on it, made about 10 spam threads on the lounge (c for effort. Sorry man, shoulda been the whole first page) which jmac promptly merged into one, deleted the thread and proceeded to induce a mistletoe laced banhammer.
And then there it is.